Driving, in the South

Ok so maybe Nashville really isnt "the south" but I live here and its close enough. I have really good friends in South Miss, nearly Louisiana actually. Now THAT is the South. But still its close enough for me. The meat & 3s, damn LOVE IT!, the humidity damn HATE IT!, the summer thunderstorms Dig it!, and the terrible I mean down right atrocious driving habits of the South.

Every single time it rains in the south, day or night. It reminds me that I need to compile and publish my list of terrible driving habits southerners have. In fact I am sure thier love for Nascar is a direct connection to their driving habits. In fact it will be titled (when I get around to creating it) The South's love for Nascar is a direct connection to thier driving habits.

I am not going to begin with this list now, but will list a big 1.

RAIN

When it rains, day or night, southerners think someone has waived the Yellow flag and they either slow down to funeral procession pace or pull over. I for 1 wish they would all just pull over so that I could continue to drive at the same speed I would if it wasnt raining, its rain folks it aint gonna hurt you. And unless you are a terrible driver slowing down slightly is about all you need to do. You dont need to drive 50 in a 70 and if you feel the need to, get the F out of my way, and I mean now people.

Ok so I am a Capricorn, and if you dont know. We dont have patience, at all. We are funny by nature, and are lovers. But we have no patience for folks, so sorry but I cant stand to be bothered by your nervous driving.

Problem, at least for me, I dont really have a solution. Well besides possibly moving out of the "South". But for right now, not an option.

well phew, I feel better.

thoughts?